preMEDitated

It seems nothing is safe anymore. China fumbles in another export product: white rabbit! That candy you grew up with is actually laced with formaldehyde. That’s right. It’s the chemical they use to preserve your cat or toad for proper dissection. But I must add that formaldehyde also occurs naturally in our bodies, albeit in minute amounts. This, however, does not mean that we should add it to our diets! This causes cancer for goodness’ sake.

PS Note the zombie rabbits from hell on the sides of the wrapper.